Merchandise
Name: President’s Wig
Price: 0.01 crystals
Description: Mimic the President’s awesome character by wearing a replica of his sleek hair!
Name: MTGA T-Shirt
Price: 3 000 000 crystals
Description: Support our movement by showing off your very own Make Tanki Great Again T-Shirt.
Name: Wall
Price: 50 000 000 crystals
Description: We need to build a great wall in Dusseldorf. Buy your own wall to show your support.
Name: Google
Price: 100 billion crystals
Description: OK, we can’t actually sell you this since it isn’t for sale. But still, just buy it!
Paints
Name: Troll
Price: 100 000 crystals
Description: Troll your friends with a troll while wearing the Troll paint. Quite noice, eh?
Name: Doritos
Price: Extortionate
Description: Wear this paint in a battle and watch your enemies mouths’ water. B)
Name: Windows XP
Price: 2 001 crystals
Description: Legend has it that anyone who looks at this paint automatically gets an error.
Name: Internet Explorer
Price: 0 crystals
Description: A friendly reminder: we’re talking about IE. So if the paint never loads, you know why.
Name: Your Lil Bros’ Bedroom
Price: 7 crystals
Description: Ask your bro. The paint’s his bedroom wallpaper, after all.
Name: Donald Trump
Price: 69 696 969 crystals
Description: Roll around battles with the face of the legend himself, Donald Trump, on your tank!