Merchandise

A President Wig? No, this is a Trump Wig, hhh.

Name: President’s Wig
Price: 0.01 crystals
Description: Mimic the President’s awesome character by wearing a replica of his sleek hair!


MTGA T-Shirt. Not a shirt lol, those r for losers k

Name: MTGA T-Shirt
Price: 3 000 000 crystals
Description: Support our movement by showing off your very own Make Tanki Great Again T-Shirt.


A big big big gr8 gr8 gr8 wall

Name: Wall
Price: 50 000 000 crystals
Description: We need to build a great wall in Dusseldorf. Buy your own wall to show your support.


u mad img didnt load brah??

Name: Google
Price: 100 billion crystals
Description: OK, we can’t actually sell you this since it isn’t for sale. But still, just buy it!


Paints

u got trolled cuz troll didnt load hh

Name: Troll
Price: 100 000 crystals
Description: Troll your friends with a troll while wearing the Troll paint. Quite noice, eh?


A yummy Doritos bag which you cant have k

Name: Doritos
Price: Extortionate
Description: Wear this paint in a battle and watch your enemies mouths’ water. B)


Name: Windows XP
Price: 2 001 crystals
Description: Legend has it that anyone who looks at this paint automatically gets an error.


o boy thank god this img didnt load

Name: Internet Explorer
Price: 0 crystals
Description: A friendly reminder: we’re talking about IE. So if the paint never loads, you know why.


my password is UrDum4ThinkingIdGiveUMyPass

Name: Your Lil Bros’ Bedroom
Price: 7 crystals
Description: Ask your bro. The paint’s his bedroom wallpaper, after all.


A Picture of a Noob

Name: Donald Trump
Price: 69 696 969 crystals
Description: Roll around battles with the face of the legend himself, Donald Trump, on your tank!