The Coconut Song
Every day, Yisroel.Rabin said he'll make Tanki Online Great Again.
This is the song of Rabin's story; the very ethics of the whole movement. Composed by Hazel-Rah, the profound composer. Discover Rabin's story as you uplift yourself while listening to this tune. #RabinsStory
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Make Tanki Online Great Again, Inc. –– Who Are We?
On March 26th, 2016, Cedric Debono was entrusted with full control over the English community. His term as CM brought disaster and ruin upon our glorious nation. The ancient columns of Dusseldorf are crumbling. Our roads belong in a third world country. K/D ratios have plummeted as Crooked Cedric sold out our community to the Germans.
We outnumber the Germans by at least two to one, but we have allowed them to infiltrate our own community and gain advantage over us. While we have six social media managers, they have eight. We have a total of 25 eSports and event helpers, eight of whom are Germans, and they too have 25 eSports helpers, for a twice-as-small community. We have nine forum helpers, including one Russian and one German, while they too have nine forum helpers. We have two wiki editors, they have six. Do these numbers make any logical sense for such a pathetically small community?!
This is the fault of Crooked Cedric. His administration has given the Germans free reign to do whatever treacherous strategy they feel inclined towards. The Germans have managed to establish numerous contests, rewards and advantages exclusively available toward Germans. They even have their own special team dedicated towards contests, while the larger English community has nothing of this sort. They rampantly give out special paints to the winners of contests exclusively available toward Germans.
Why is this is happening? Because of Mr. Crooked Cedric, or should we say, Herr Krummer Cedric. He claims to be from Malta, but he's secretly German.
Krummer Cedric and his corrupt establishment elite are undermining the very community which we hold dear. He cares nothing for true English tankers. He only cares for his elaborate, veiled bureaucracy. He has filled our ranks with Germans, allowed our cities to fall into ruin, and hidden behind a mask of compassion. In reality he bows to the tankers of his motherland and allows the Russian oligarchy to ignore us. He will do nothing to help the commonfolk of this community.
Together, we will Make Tanki Online Great Again!